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 Named after a famous line of Derbyshirian canned peas - Billy Smedley's first memory's are a blur of Gremlins, Speeder Bikes, American Ninja's, and of Arnold Schwartzeneggar slaughtering hundreds of innocent bad guys. The Benny Hill Show, a regular part of his pre kindergarten viewing, was incorporated into his Scottish mother's love of salty Porridge, thus shaping him into a healthy Young One.
Witnessing on DVD, an excitedly promoted UK version of Jesus Christ Superstar, Billy realised his then current aspiration of Musical Theatre Godhood, despite his brilliant tenor and dashing good looks, were doomed lest he go under the laser to become: a permanantly tanned, hairlessly smooth, muscle bound, bare chested Man Shagger.
Billy's Jedi training regime, unwilling to cater for Muscle Binding, thus revealed his one true yellow brick road; and today he struts, marches and shimmies (depending on mood) along them gold coloured bricks, taking time to watch the grass, before joyously weilding ostentatiously oversized weapons as he charges into battle, gainst legions of rediculously sexy Vampires, with massive knockers. |
